screaming crying throwing up banging my head against a wall driving my car thru a brick wall drinking gasoline walking on legos banging a razor scooter against my ankles hitting myself with a bat shooting myself with a nail gun cracking my skull with a golf club eating glass sucking on a knife shattering my kneecaps swallowing a bomb grabbing a seatbelt in a car thats been sitting untouched in 95° heat for over a week dry freezing my fingers jumping in a vat of acid marrying courtney love sucking on an exhaust pipe birthing a child injecting liquid rubber into my veins smashing each finger and toe with a hammer fist fighting a jaguar diving face first into a whale jumping on bowser’s back slicing my nipples off listening to the voices putting the reverse bear trap from saw on my head stepping into a meat grinder