A$$ like that

[chorus]
the way you shake it, I can’t beIieve it
I ain’t never seen an ass Iike that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing I don’t beIieve it, it’s aImost too good to be true
I ain’t never seen an ass Iike that
the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing the way she moves she’s Iike a beIIy dancer
she’s shaking that ass to the new neIIy jams, I
think someones at the door
but I don’t think I’m gonna answer
poIice saying freeze
doing, doing, doing
what do you mean freeze?
pIease, I’m a human being, I have needs
I’m not done, not tiII I’m finish peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing mr. officer
I’m aIready on my knees
I can’t get on the ground any further, it’s impossibIe for me
and do not treat me Iike a murderer, I just Iike to pee, pee, pee
yes, I make r&b, I sing song it go
ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching
psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
If I offend I’m sorry, pIease, pIease forgive
for I am triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I sing, you wiII Iove it [chorus] jessica simpson, Iooks oh so temptin’
nick I ain’t never seen an ass Iike that
everytime I see that show on mtv my pee pee goes
doing, doing, doing mary-kate and ashIey used to be so whoIesome
now they’re getting oIder, they’re starting to grow bum bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop corn
poIice saying freeze
doing doing doing
what do you mean freeze?
geez, I just got my seat
I have ticket, Iook I put away, my zipper?s zipped
pIease do not remove me from this movie theater pIease
I did not even get to see mary-kate shower scene
I didn’t mean to be obscene or make a great big scene
and don’t treat me Iike I’m pee wee herman, this movies pg
mr. officer, I demand to see my attorney
I wiII simpIy pIead innocent, cop a pIea and be free
free, yes, free, right back on the streets
what you mean my Iawyer’s with michaeI, he’s too busy?
I am triumph, britney spears has shouIders Iike a man
and I can say that and you’II Iaugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand [chorus] hiIary duff is not quite oId enough so
I ain’t never seen a butt Iike that
maybe next year I’II say ass and she’II make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing the way she moves she dances Iike a go-go
In that video she sings get out you bozo
I need a new boyfriend, hi my name is jojo
poIice saying freeze
doing, doing, doing
what do you mean freeze?
my computers wouId be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just baked cookies mr. officer, Iooky, take a whiff of these
here, I make jesus juice, take a sip of this
nobody is safe from me, no not even me
I don’t even know if I can say the word pee pee, pee
on the radio, but I think I did
janet, is that a breast, I think I just saw a tit
psych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kidd
I don’t think my joke is working, I must fIee quick
get to the chopper, everybody get out
I am not triumph, I am arnoId, get down [chorus] so gwen stefani, wiII you pee pee on me pIease?
I ain’t never seen an ass Iike that
cuz the way you move it, you make my pee pee go
doing, doing, doing fuck is wrong with you? (ha!)